I’m waiting for a dragon to show up and start incinerating everything. Any minute now.
(You should also check out that ask blog!!)
I’m not saying it was Ayleids, but it was probably Ayleids.
(Has this joke been done before? probably, oh well internet)
I’m not all that good myself, I’m learning with some help from Odahviing. Maybe he can teach you.
Breakfast of Champions
Not very positive thoughts.
(slightly nsfw, but no nudity I promise)
You look deeply into their eyes, tell them you have a present for them, slowly take off your clothes…
….and give that wench/brute a sweetroll.
Face it like a Nord.
